How did i ever get into this mess I fell in the river and i wrecked my dress I wanted to look good because he's coming tonight And he's bringing me things that i like Oh marco--i'm shallow But i don't want you to think That you're buying my love With these things The last place you wrote from was constantinople I am not impressed marco--i've been around Well, anyways--i told our friends And we'll meet you at the warehouse Down by the docks tonight Oh marco--i'm shallow But i don't want you to think That you're buying my love With these frivolous things But i'm dying for dresses And i've run out of perfume And i'm pining for a wine That is halfway decent Please don't think i'm forward but i made a reservation At our favorite restaurant tonight for two And if you need a place to stay I mean if all the hotels are full Well, my room-mate is gone for the weekend Oh marco--i'm shallow But i don't want you to think That you're buying my love With these frivolous things But i'm dying for dresses And i've run out of perfume And i'm pining for a wine That is halfway decent Marco polo is coming tonight And he's bringing me things that i like Things that i like Things that i really, really like