I’m a stay at home dad
I’m on paternity leave
I’m a stay at home dad
It’s just the baby and me

I’m a stay at home dad
While my wife’s at work
I got a bottle in my hand
And spit-up on my shirt

Baby wakes me up around 5am
Kickin and screamin until his face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he’s fed
So I give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed

Cook my wife breakfast while she’s getting ready
Uh-oh uh-oh, someone’s diaper is smelly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly

Kiss my wife good-bye while I clean up his bum-bum
It’s time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
I tried not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn’t like it, it makes him cry

But if he cries, to make him stop I’ve got a trick
I’ll make funny noises with my mouth like this
(makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga
Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh

I’m a stay at home dad
It’s a full time job
I’m a stay at home dad
But I like it a lot

I’m a stay at home dad
During his afternoon nap
I watch The Price Is Right
and I make myself a snack

Cheese and crackers!
If I have errands to run I take the van
Strap him in his car seat
And bring his baby bag

I always make sure his seat’s well strapped in
My baby’s security is important
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But I gotta be sure to make it back by 4 ‘o’ clock

So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
What should I make tonight? Maybe some pasta
And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that
5 o’ clock’s the time that she gets back

She asks me how my day was I say not bad
It’s all in a day’s work as a stay at home dad

I’m a stay at home dad
I don’t take drugs
I’m a stay at home dad
I get high on baby hugs

I’m a stay at home dad
I’m like Winnie The Pooh
But my favorite Disney movie
Is the Lion King Two

I also like Ice Age…

That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children
That’s right I take care of my children