If Jesus was a rock star
Living like a party every day
And divin' off the stage
If he'd give it to a pop star
Then I'd, I'd wanna be just like him
If Jesus was a rock star
Throwin' daddy's money all around
While he was gettin' down
So they kicked him out of the bar
Then I'd, I'd wanna be just like him

Maybe all I really need is somethin' to believe
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I need someone who can teach me to get on my knees
Hell yeah (Yeah)

But if he looked like Kurt Cobain, I might
If he drank the pain away, I might
And if you think I can't be saved, that's right
I really, really want you to know that

If Jesus was a rock star
Living like a party every day
And divin' off the stage
If he'd give it to a pop star
Then I'd, I'd wanna be just like him
If Jesus was a rock star (Rock star)
Throwin' daddy's money all around (Ah)
While he was gettin' down
So they kicked him out of the bar (Pop star)
Then I'd, I'd wanna be just like him (Yeah)

I might meet him in the bathroom
Hell yeah (Hell yeah, uh)
We might pop one, a red or blue
Hell yeah

But if he looked like Kurt Cobain, I might
If he drank the pain away, I might
And if you think I can't be saved, that's right
I really, really want you to know that

If Jesus was a rock star (Rock star)
Living like a party every day (Ah)
And divin' off the stage
If he'd give it to a pop star (Pop star)
Then I'd, I'd wanna be just like him (Woo)
If Jesus was a rock star (Rock star)
Throwin' daddy's money all around (Ah)
While he was gettin' down (Down, down, down)
So they kicked him out of the bar (Pop star)
Then I'd, I'd wanna be just like him (Yeah)

(A rock star)
(Ah) Just like him
(A pop star)