Here’s a friend I never had

He’s so good at being bad

That’s my little doggy dude

And these are all the shoes he chewed

He goes walking down the street

Biting every one he meets

Bark and snap and sniff scratch

Show some teeth and than attack

I love my purple ball of fluff

I’ll flip a switch and turn him off

‘Ep, turn him on!

Woof, woof, woof

He loves to howl

Woof, woof, woof

Oh, what a growl!

Woof, woof, woof

Just watch him play

And chase those annoying brats away

Ruh?

Fangs that glisten in the sun

They make all the children run

He’s the little toughest little cur

A fighting flea bag full of fur

I’ll get rid of Sporta-spud

Me and my canine bud

With my plan that’s so darn clever

I’ll make him live town forever

I love my little robot hound

He’s the meanest mutt around

Woof, woof, woof

He loves to howl

Woof, woof, woof

Oh, what a growl!

Woof, woof, woof

Just watch him play

And chase those annoying brats away

One more time!

Woof, woof, woof

He loves to howl

Woof, woof, woof

Oh, what a growl!

Woof, woof, woof

Just watch him play

And chase those annoying brats away

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!