You can find the truth in late night television
You just gotta use the eyes that you were given
Yes you can

It can help you find the things that you were missing
Things like Star Trek, Ab-flex and God who sends this message

Straight to you
From the heart

Chorus
Yeah Jesus loves an asshole
I know Kenneth Copeland told me so
He's got his own T.V show yeah he must know

T.V offers more than just religious guidance
It can help you solve the problems of your love life too
Yes it can

It can blow your mind with 1800 numbers
You can speak to girls who know how to cure loneliness

Yes they can
I can't wait

Chorus 2
Yeah T.V loves an asshole
I know Telecafe showed me so
It's got it's own T.V show Yeah they must know

Hey Jesus loves an asshole
I know Kenneth Copeland told me so
He's got his own T.V show yeah he must know

You can even shop on late night television
You could buy a book and maybe even read it
Yes you can

I read one that told me T.V's quite addictive
I prefer to call it a two way interactive

Yes I do
And I should know

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