We're creepy crawlin' through the night
We're lookin' for some pussy good and tight
Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep
For us to sink our dicks in deep
Little Betty wasn't too frisky
When she passed out from the whiskey
Then we gave her knock-out pills
To help us get out thrills
Now she's conked out from whiskey and wine
it's time for us to form a line
She was passed out and stripped in bed
We knew that she would give us some head
We're the sleep bandits, can you stand it
We're the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm a sleep bandit, can you stand it
Sleep bandit, can you stand it
First in line came good ol' El
And I say she's starting to smell
Next in line with a rubber came sickie
Then Red Dog for a quickie
After that came Don Scary
Who said she was a disgrace
On her head he jacked off,
Right on her face
After that came Danny Grey
It's been ten years since his last lay
Think of this when you drink up your next brew
Will the next sleepy victim be you?
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Next in Line came our good buddy Mills
He's the one who brought the knockout pills
After that we charged five bucks
So the whole party could get some fucks
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Can you stand it