I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
I'm waiting for they van to come
Corporation tee shirt
Stupid bloody tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty
Little p'licemen in a row
See how they fly like lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crab a locker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Man, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an english garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the english rain

Cause I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
And I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards
Climbing on the eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing hare krishna
Man you should have seen them
Kicking edgar allan poe

I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo

Doop doop do ah
Doop doop do ah
Doop doop do ah
Doop doop do ah
Doop doop do ah