Paris for president,
At the Palms chillin' with the martini.

Paris for president,
Your commander in bikini.

When they tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player-hating on the Usa,
Incentivize nuclear non-proliferation
and ratify Kyoto today.
You can ride in the motorcade...
in the hybrid, pink Escalade!

Paris for president,
Not another oldie cliche.

Paris for president,
you can get married if
you're straight or if you're gay.

If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig,
make sure that shit it matches
her skin tone.
you can trust me with my finger on the button,
"Nucular" is a vocabulary don't.
Trading in the cabinet for a walk
....in....closet...hey!

Paris for president,
America should put me in charge.

Paris for president,
look at Bush it cant be that hard

Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean,
but when his oldest kicks the bucket
I'll put him on the court supreme
Then I'll paint the white house pink
and move Camp David to Maui...

Paris for president,
A proponent of clean energy.

Paris for president,
The real maverick in D.C.

Water boarding is torture and,
global warming is totally not hot.
I'll make a department
called the Fashion Police
and boost the economy with
all of the new jobs.
Make over Lady Liberty...
in Donna, Tommy, and Calvin Klein.

Paris for president,
Get your cute little butt out there and vote.

Paris for president,
Dispensing beauty tips and hope

Paris for president, hey!
Paris for president, hey!
Paris for president, hey!

I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message.