I guess you're wondering why
I gathered you here tonight
The reason is I
Want to help you to see the light
I'll stand naked before you
Reveal my emotional wounds
Set to kick ass tunes
So that you might find the truth
The truth will set you free
Free to think about me

Everything revolves around me
I'm a genius I'm Jesus I'm a big celebrity
Me
I'm a tyrant, Svengali an asshole
Anything I want to be
Me
Nothing is important but me

My artistic credibility
Cannot be denied
I feel the requisite feelings
Of depression and suicide
So let's relive every minute
Of my horrible life so far
From reject to showbiz star
Like the stars up in the sky
That shine so beautifully
But mostly they shine upon me

Everything revolves around me
My neuroses psychoses my pharmacology
Me
I'm a tyrant, Svengali an asshole
Anything I want to be
Me
And nothing really matters but me

So love me hate me
Respect me neglect me
Desire me destroy me
I won't feel a thing

So look at me now
I'm the angriest millionaire
You can think what you want
I'll pretend you just don't care
And if you decide that you're tired
of my angst and fear
I'll be gone by this time next year
And the years will pass away
Till I'm a passing memory
You'll remember me

Cause everything revolves around me
Nothing is important but me
Nothing really matters but me
Everything revolves around me