Someone spiked your drink, you were feeling sick before.
That curry we had earlier, I think that meat was raw.

Where were you last night ?, I thought you meant today.
You waited there for an hour and a half, I wasn't born yesterday.

Don't give me your excuses.

It was my long lost cousin, I was just saying goodbye.
Your phones been out of order, honestly, I really tried !

I caught it off a toilet seat, I mean I think its hereditary.
Well if you think I believe that shit, you've got a small opinion of me.