Don't do those things I've done before 'cause you'll regret it at 30 and up You'll repress it and one day , spit it up Stayin' out late to worry Ma' and Pa', drinkin' and drivin' , sex w/o sobriety Go have fun , but never smoke that funny stuff Don't do those things I've done before 'cause you'll regret it no matter what Don't judge a man by his color , nor judge a book by it's cover No more than one lover , murder , that's # 1 The #1 thing not to do is murder and it's not so fucking fun 'Cause the only person you thrill is yourself Don't cheat and don't steal , karma is real And what ever you do , don't do those things your forefathers have done 'Cause you'll get nowhere , and nothing=0 0% of 0 =0 , don't be a hero What goes around , comes around, what goes up , must come down Don't do this , don't do that, don't ever do that silly crap Nothing is no one , if that's you choose You don't need no booze , just believe in me my son I hope one day you tell your son not to do the things that I have done What your forefathers have done 'Cause 0% of 0=0 ,DON'T BE A HERO!