T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Holds his court in every house

Spied in every crack and corner

Watch you eat your TV dinner

Creeping in through eyes and ears

Finding out your secret fears

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Shares the bed in every house

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Gets the news in every house

Who's been doing what with who

How they do it when they do

Every saint and every sinner

Every fact and every figure

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Fights the flab in every house

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Shares the bed in every house

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Tops the pops in every house

Sandwiched in between the ads

Something for the mums and dads

Great to have you on the show

Sorry that you've go to go

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Gets the vote in every house

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Shares the bed in every house

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Fights the flab in every house

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse

Gets the vote in every house