Why don't we sleep on
On your psychology professor's Nissan?
Play some Vampire Weekend, have a threesome
Watch the stars in Cambridge
'Cause you're way too smart for Boston College
You're alumni
And my dad wants to know about his gun rights
That's a conversation never done right
That's enough conversation for this one night

Look how far we've come
Look how far we've come
When you and I were young
This is all we ever wanted
Look how far we've come

Why don't we skip town?
The house is fallin' from the way I kiss, shout
Hidden nightclubs, sneak in 'til we're kicked out
Pay the bouncer eighty dollars
'Cause we both got rich since leaving campus
You're alumni
And I barely graduated with no upside
It's a place we go whenever we get tongue-tied
It's a place we go whenever we get tongue-tied

Look how far we've come
Look how far we've come
When you and I were young
This is all we ever wanted
Look how far we've come
Look up at the stars
Do drugs and say they're ours
When you and I were young
This is all we ever wanted
Look how far we've come

This just brings me back to a place
Where this music's new and this and that
And sometimes I'm like, "Man, this is my favorite—"
I wonder what, like, the song
Like, once we both retire, like
What's gonna be the song you can remember us by?

Look how far we've come
Look how far we've come
When you and I were young
This is all we ever wanted
Look how far we've come