(Attention, attention, an emergency has been recorded)

Attention, attention, get down on the floor
Don't reach for your pockets, don't run for the door
The tension, the tension, it's urgent, it's real
The cameras are rolling, the envelopes sealed

Attention attention
By the way did I mention

The stories I hear are the stories I tell
Like jumpin' over buildings and sneakin' outta hell
Intention, retention, it's all in your head
That greedy little mistress that’s hidin' in your bed

Attention attention
By the way did I mention

Nothin' 'bout me is ordinary
My friends all say I'm goin' crazy
I don't hear a word that they say
'Cause the voices in my head are legendary
But I'll never tell 'em where the bodies are buried
Keeps 'em comin' back every day

Oh no, oh no
They're just villains in my mind doin' time
Oh no, oh no
They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul

Attention, attention, 'cause this ain't a stunt
The judge is a racist, the jury's corrupt
The shelves are all empty but the seats are all filled
If you're a shiny new penny, I'm a hundred dollar bill

Attention attention
By the way did I mention

Nothin' 'bout me is ordinary
My friends all say I'm goin' crazy
I don't hear a word that they say
'Cause the voices in my head are legendary
But I'll never tell 'em where the bodies are buried
Keeps 'em comin' back every day

Oh no, oh no
They're just villains in my mind doin' time
Oh no, oh no
They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul

Attention, attention
Attention, attention
They're just villains in my mind doin' time

Nothin' 'bout me is ordinary
My friends all say I'm goin' crazy
I don't hear a word that they say
'Cause the voices in my head are legendary
But I'll never tell 'em where the bodies are buried
Keeps 'em comin' back every day

Oh no, oh no
They're just villains in my mind doin' time
Oh no, oh no
They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul
Oh no, oh no
They're just villains in my mind doin' time
Oh no, oh no
They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul

Attention, attention
Attention, attention