Some people say that I’m a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it’s not as if I don’t try
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I’ll open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that I’ve been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to mate, I like to sing
But it’s okay cuz I can change

See it not my fault that I’m so evil
It’s society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made, a prick of me

But I can change I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
I’ll open up my heart, and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again
Satan: But what if you never change
What if you remain a sandy little butthole
Suddam: Hey Satan
Don’t be such a twit Mother Theresa won’t have shit on me
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I’m changing

Ahhh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ahhh

(Whistling the tune)

Hey Satan