Zoo time is she and you time
The mammals are your favourite type
and you want her tonight
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos
elephants and tacky tigers
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Flying, domestic flying
And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You are a khaki-coloured bombadier
it's Hiroshima that you're nearing
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Daily, except for Sunday
You dawdle in to the cafe
where you meet her each day
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
As 20 cannibals have hold of you
they need their protein just like you do
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Shower, another shower
You got to look your best for her
and be clean everywhere
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
The rain is pouring on the foreign town
the bullets cannot cut you down
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Census, the latest census
There'll be more girls who live in town
though not enough to go round
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You know that this town isn't big enough
not big enough for both of us
this town isn't big enough
not big enough for both of us
(And) I ain't gonna leave