Written by Joe Egen & Gerry Rafferty Produced by David Baerwald, David Kitay & Susanna Hoffs Released as an unlisted bonus track on 'Susanna Hoffs' (1996) Also released on 'Bean: The Album' (1997)
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losin' control, I'm all over the place.
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you.
Well, you started out with nothing And you've found that you're a self-made man And you fancy I'll come crawlin' Slap you on the back and say, "please...please".
Tryin' to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor You don't think that I can take anymore.
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you.
Well, you started out with nothing And you've found that you're a self-made man And you fancy I'll come crawlin' Slap you on the back and say, "please...please".
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Here I am.