The kiwi and the liquid gold
For Helen would have surely knowed
I'd love her if it weren't that I
Bind myself to a single joy

I was sleeping with my LGO
I was polishing my midnight runners
I was handling my Regal tip
Cold beer and my prison rolls

Take a good look at the patchwork
that Hellen saw on my foot
well she took a look around, friend
yeah she took her love to town, friend

I was sleeping with my LGO
I was polishing my midnight runners
I was handling my Regal tip
Cold beer and my prison rolls

I got eyes I can't stand it
jalepeños inbetween my toes
the Duke of Earl and Smoking Joe
All the kiwi and the liquid gold

I was sleeping with my LGO
I was polishing my midnight runners
I was handling my Regal tip
Cold beer and my prison rolls
I'm gonna eat my damn 8 year old shoes