(B. Cummings)

Glamour boy
Get your costume on, you got ‘em lined up waitin’ for you
Glamour boy
You got ‘em standing’ in the aisles, don’t hang ‘em up
For $25,000 you can look like a woman tonight
For $25,000 I think it’ll work out right
I think it’ll work out
You never know how you’ll ride it
Think it’ll work out

Glamour boy
You’ve been tops for awhile with a million dollar smile
Glamour boy
You got rave reviews and you’re front page news
For $37,000 you can look like your sister tonight
For $37,000 I think it’ll work out right
I think it’ll work out
You never know how you’ll ride it
Think it’ll work out

So spin with the archer and laugh in his face as he cocks his bow
Steal from his mistress as she’s makin’ love to your family and be aware that there’s not many there
Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more

"Ladies and Gentlemen, a warm space age welcome if you will
for the most phenomenal group of the century, RICKY AND THE BALLOONS"

Glamour boy
You’ve really had your fill and it’s all downhill
Glamour boy
You’ve got tales to tell when you see your old friends
For $49,000 you can look like a woman tonight
For $49,000 I think it’ll work out right
I think it’ll work out
You never know how you’ll ride it
Think it’ll work out