I met him in a cloud down in La-la land
Where it’s floppy and stretchy just like a rubber band
B-A-N-D band
He walked up to me and he twisted back my arm
I asked him his name and in a gurgly voice he said
Dodo
D-O-D-O dodo
Do-do-do-do dodo

Well I ain’t the world's most flexible guy
But when he jack-hammered my back he didn’t broke my spine
Oh my, Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Well I'm not dumb but I can't really see
Why he wears all this GAP and doesn’t let me call him G
Oh my, Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well, we drank lemonade and stayed up and boxed
And played tag with a cinderblock
He picked up a hammer and banged my knee
But I was used to it and I didn’t scream
Well, he’s not the world's most sweet guy,
but when I looked in his eyes, well I almost fell for my
Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo

I kicked him away
I charged like a boar
I tripped to the floor
I got off of my knees
Then I whacked his face and he did the same to me

Well that's the way that it stayed
And I always want to kick the noggin of my Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo
Boys will whack boys and boys will whack girls
It's a crazy, zany, stupid world especially Dodo
Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well we tunneled underground just a week before
And I'd never ever met a groundhog before
But Dodo laughed and bent back my hand
And said “Zack Attack you’re a funny man!”

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola