Chorus Guy: This is the last time I'll ever sing the chorus And I'm gonna end this bullshit
MC Final Verse: Who's gonna sing the chorus from now on ?
MC Vagina: Hey, you can't spell chorus without... Vagina...
[And now...]
MC Final Verse: Ah... Yes, you can
MC Vagina: That's Racist
MC Final Verse: Do you wanna sing the chorus ?
MC Vagina: I can't, I have to go to a famous person party With Boy Soldier and Jeff Clooney Piss off, Bitches...
MC Final Verse: Well, I guess we won't have chorus anymore...
MC Confusing: Yo, MC Confusing WTF 3, Motherfuckers! Got more ham strings than a pile o' wings 2012, Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date First on tape, Everyday normal guy...
Everyday Normal Guy: Everyday normal guy, here to get the track started My average lyrics are between genious and retarded I drink tap water and watch all the CSIs I put my thirty dollar pants on one leg at time I sleep eight ours a night, eat three meals a day I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to complain I got a roof over my head, and I got clothes on my back My verse is done, it wasn't great, but hey, it wan't that bad...
MC Uses Time Machine Irresponsably: Yo, I'm MC Uses Time Machine Irresponsably, I've found Judas Iscariotes in thirty three A.D. Gave him thirty one [?] to rat out the wrong guy Then I [?] mosanto seeds at the dinosaurs time Gave Bill Gates My Iphone in nineteen-seventy three Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived I met up with my parents and we hang out all night Stop to think, I think they din't had any alone time NOOOOO...
MC Nauseous: MC Nauseous up in this, motherfucker I don't feel so hot, shit I think I'm gonna... WOOOAARRHH... (puke) Why am I so sick, what did I eat ? [One our earlier]: "Catfood will make this expired yogurt taste less like cheese..." Alright MC Cock-Blocks Himself: MC Cock-Blocks Himself, Hey girl, What's up ? You're so sexy, we should probably hook up Crawl in a hot tub, with a bottle of champagne By the way, I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS... Where are you going ?
MC Necrophiliac: MC Necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at ? Crashing funerals so that I can get away whit the dead Decomposing bodies are my favourite aphrodisiac Flat lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants Turn offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of life My turn ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh and suicide If you're not stiff as a board, I will not be stiffed and I'll be bored Wait, what do we have here ? Looks like I'm about to score...
Zombie Chorus Guy: Wait a minute, no, no, NO !
You have to be kidding me What the fuck is going on ? This cannot be happening I don't wanna do this anymore This must be a bad dream Leave me alone ! Why am i still singing ? I motherfucking killed myself
... [Unfinished]
Compositor: Jonathan Frederick Lajoie (Jon Lajoie) ECAD: Obra #13609411