You think I'm easy
Cause I wear these tight pants
You think it should be easy
To get in my pants

Well it took me five minutes
To pull these things on
I can hardly breathe
Let alone be turned on

I don't care about
How much you can lift
And I don't want to hear
Your new death metal riff

If I wanted a caveman
I would search the rock pile
I'm a girl of distinction
And you're just not my style

My mama didn't raise no hoochie mama
My mama didn't raise no hoochie mama
My mama didn't raise no hoochie mama
My mama didn't raise no...