The Darkness

Bald

The Darkness

One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back


It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that's afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?
Compositores: Daniel Francis Hawkins (Daniel Hawkins) (PRS), Edwin James Graham (Ed Graham) (PRS), Francis Gilles Poullain-patterson (Frankie Poullain) (PRS), Justin David Hawkins (Justin Hawkins) (PRS)Editores: Chicken Sounds, Kobalt Music Pub Ltd (ABRAMUS), Polygram Music Publishing Ltd (PRS)Publicado em 2005ECAD verificado obra #1956110 e fonograma #1094409 em 05/Mai/2024 com dados da UBEM

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