CHORUS: He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler He's so dull, still livin' with his mother He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me
He's always callin' on the telephone He won't go out without a chaperone Cuz he's so afraid 2 be alone with me
He's always reading science magazines And he doesn't even wear blue jeans Why can't he understand what all this means 2 me?
CHORUS
He watches television night and day He doesn't listen 2 a word I say And he's always tryin' 2 walk me home from school
I'd like 2 tell'em that I wish he was dead (Drop dead) But he could never get it through his head He'll never change, he'll always be a fool
CHORUS
(Anywhere, I say he won't get anywhere) He's so dull {x4} He's so dull (Still livin' with his mother) He's so dull (I bet he never had a lover) He's so dull (And he won't get anywhere with me) He's so dull He's so dull (Still livin' with his mother) (I bet he never had a lover) (And he won't get anywhere with me) {fade out}