Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more Had to change me lifestyle Do t'ings I never done before So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman Living in dis American town Gonna sell me Bob Marley records Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
I gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting and get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks T'row away all me ganja I'll have a tupperware party Maybe join me a health spa I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits And a microwave oven, too Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque
Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on
Ain't gonna work in de field no more Gonna be Amway distributor Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no) Gonna be Amway distributor
(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard
Oh, I gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo I gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on